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Things You Should NOT Say to a Cop When Pulled Over > > 1. If the officer says, "Your eyes look red, you been drinkin?", don't > > respond with, "Officer, your eyes look glazed, you been eating > donuts?" > > 2. "I was only trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are > no other cars around, but that just shows how far ahead of me they all > got." > > 3. "Do you have any idea why you pulled me over? OK, just so one of > us does." > > 4. "Gee, officer, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a > warning too." > > 5. "Watch it, I pay your salary!" > > 6. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" > > 7. "Wow! I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a > cop." > > 8. "Which one are you, Andy or Barney?" > > 9. "Wow, you must've been doing at least 130 to keep up with me! What > engine does your car have?" > > 10. "Hey, aren't you the guy from the Village People?" > > 11. "Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my fuzz-buster wasn't turned > on." > > 12. "Would you just hold this Bud for a second so I can get out my > license?" > > 13. "I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high > school." > > 14. "Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!" > > 15. "That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun > you." > > 16. "Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?" > > 17. "Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work > at > McDonalds?" > > 18. "Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell > off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, > forcing me to speed out of control." > Posts: 3134 | From: Ramsey, MN
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