2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Insist that your email address be zena goodness of fire @ companyname.com

4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

7. Deelop an unnatural fear of staplers

8. Put decar in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over ther caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9. In the memo field of all lyour checks, write "for sexual favors"

10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think!"

11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

12. Finish all your sentences with "Inaccordance with the prophecy"

13. Dontuseany punctuatuinorspaces

14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15. Ask people what sex they are.

16. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

17. Sing along at the opera

18. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender)

20. Send email to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

21. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

22. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23. Hum when you ride the elevator.

aNd tHe FiNal wAy tO ANnOy PeOplE:
24. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you.

Ha! Ha!