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#10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. #9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park." #8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. #7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. #6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day." #5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to the Goodwill last month. #4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo. #3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. #2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m"s on them. #1. You ask for Viagra; and you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
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