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The doctor comes back and says "I am not going to beat around the bush.
You have AIDS."
The man is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 UN-peeled carrots drenched in
hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, a box of Grape nuts
cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The man asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for.

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