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I've smoked fatter joints than that. > > >* 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. > > >* 3. Why don't we just cuddle? > > >* 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. > > >* 5. Make it dance. > > >* 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? > > >* 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. > > >* 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. > > >* 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? > > >* 10. Oh no... a flash headache. > > >* 11. (giggle and point) > > >* 12. Can I be honest with you? > > >* 13. How sweet, you brought incense. > > >* 14. This explains your car. > > >* 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. > > >* 16. Why is God punishing me? > > >* 17. At least this won't take long. > > >* 18. I never saw one like that before. > > >* 19. But it still works, right? > > >* 20. It looks so unused. > > >* 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. > > >* 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? > > >* 23. Are you cold? > > >* 24. If you get me real drunk first. > > >* 25. Is that an optical illusion? > > >* 26. What is that? > > >* 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. > > >* 28. Does it come with an air pump? > > >* 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on > > >personality. > > >* 30. I guess this makes me the early bird. Posts: 3134 | From: Ramsey, MN
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