He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
we go along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half
tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in
jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the
water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he
came back and lay down on the towel.

She said," That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down
on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both
sides of the canal.