Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobaccoo on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age int Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Why did God invent armadillos? So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag? "Jus' some chickens. "If I quessess how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guessess right and I'll give you both of them." "Ok...Ummmmmmm......five?"
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