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A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The >>doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small knob is >>planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the >>skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. >> >>Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." >> >>Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems. >>"All >>these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the >>knob >>on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two >>annoying problems. First of all I've got these terrible bags under my eyes >>and the knob won't get rid of them." >> >>The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your >>breasts." >> >>She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee." >
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