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There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when >>she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had >>been hours since her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate >>and ate and ate. Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly >>away. She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As >>she looked around wondering what to do now, she spotted a pitchfork >>leaning up against the wall. She climbed to the top of the handle and >>jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne, she would be able to take >>flight. Unfortunately she was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when >>she hit the floor. Dead. >> >> The moral to the story is: >> >>Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of crap. >> Posts: 3134 | From: Ramsey, MN
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