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Well..... > >>> > >>>At Carleton, it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to = > >>>explain how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy Leaguer. > >>> > >>>At Hamline, it takes three. One to change the bulb and two to phone a = > >>>friend at St. John's to get instructions. > >>> > >>>At Macalester, it takes four. One to screw in the bulb and three to = > >>>figure out how to get high off the old one. > >>> > >>>At St. Mary's, it takes five. One to change it and four to talk about = > >>>how they would have done it in Chicago. > >>> > >>>At Gustavus, it takes six. One to change it, two to mix the drinks and > >= > >>>three to find the perfect "J. Crew" outfit to wear for the occasion. > >>> > >>>At Augsburg, it takes seven and each one gets four semester credit > >hours = > >>>for it. > >>> > >>>At St. Thomas, it takes eight. One to change it and 7 to bitch about > >how = > >>>they wouldn't have gone to St. John's/St. Ben's even if they could have > >= > >>>gotten in. > >>> > >>>At Concordia, it takes ten. One to figure out how to screw it in, nine > >= > >>>to find an ugly enough lampshade to match their school colors. > >>> > >>>At St. Olaf, it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they > >= > >>>do it better than Carleton, and 50 who realize it's all a lie. > >>> > >>>At Bethel, it takes none. They don't screw. > >>> > >>>At St. John's, it takes 3, one to change the light bulb and 2 to get = > >>>behind him when he drops it and has to bend over. > >>> > >>>At St. Ben's, it takes 4, one to change the light bulb and 3 to figure > >= > >>>out how it will help them meet their future husband. > >>> > >>> > >>>AND STATE UNIVERSITIES/COLLEGES IN MN=3D > >>> > >>>How many students does it take to change a light bulb? > >>> > >>>At Mankato State University, it takes 1, but it takes him 6 years. > >>> > >>>At St. Cloud State University, "who gives a shit....let's drink" > >>> > >>>At Winona State University, it takes 3, if they're lucky one of them > >has = > >>>taken the course at Rochester Community College. > >>> > >>>At Moorhead State University, it takes 3, one to change it and 2 to = > >>>crack under the pressure. > >>> > >>>At Bemidji State University, none, Bemidji doesn't have electricity > >yet. > >>> > >>>At University of MN Duluth, the whole student body, there's nothing > >else = > >>>to do in Duluth on the weekends. > >>> > >>>At University of MN Morris, it takes 1, he just holds the bulb and > >waits = > >>>for the world to revolve around him. > >>> > >>>At the University of MN St Paul, none, down town St. Paul looks better > >= > >>>in the dark. > >>> > >>>At the University of MN Twin Cities, Four...one to change the bulb, and > >= > >>>three to write up a complaint to the Board of directors stating that = > >>>they could have gone to Wisconsin. > >> > > Posts: 3134 | From: Ramsey, MN
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