It can buy you a House
But not a Home
It can buy you a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy you a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can Buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love

So you see, money isn’t everything. The best things in life can’t be
bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying! I tell you all this
because I am your FRIEND, and as your FRIEND, I want to take away your
needless pain and suffering . . . . .

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer friend
than me you will never find.

CASH ONLY, PLEASE.