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Sheryl
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that many of you may be
interested in: Becoming a Real Man
That’s right—in just 6 trimesters, you, too,
can be a real man—as
well
as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End with
Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What’s Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When
You’re Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 How to Stay Awake After Sex
SEX 102 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your
Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Her Birthday and Anniversaries Are
Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from our Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is
Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT
Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are
Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say “Yes, Dear”


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