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that many of you may be interested in: Becoming a Real Man That’s right—in just 6 trimesters, you, too, can be a real man—as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m. MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A What’s Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You’re Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 How to Stay Awake After Sex SEX 102 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See Electives below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Her Birthday and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from our Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appear to be Listening MEN 233 Just Say “Yes, Dear”