One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, "I pissed in it's ear." The teacher said, "You what????!!!" He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead." Posts: 1139 | From: Ramsey, Minnesota
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I liked this joke. You never know what kids are going to say. There is a real lesson to learn here. Even though the little boy said somthing that was not proper, the teacher kept her cool and asked more questions. Only to find out he didn't mean what he had just said. Everyone with kids or are going to have kids later, remember this story!
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