revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you
about it
every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it
could
be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it
to
your
dumb ass.

And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give
you
directions.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage
to
the
porcelain god.