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A man and his wife were on their honey moon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. He said, 'see if they fit.' Of course she said the didn't, so he replied, 'now you see who will wear the pants in this house.' She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on. He said, 'I can't get into these.' So she said, 'and you won't with that attitude.'