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Sheryl
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire paycheck.

When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a
very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply
said to him. How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days? To which he replied. That would be fine with me.

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


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Vonnie
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I wrote the same joke before I happened to read yours. I will have to see if Eric can errase it. LOL
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Sheryl
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Oh don't worry about that it goes to show that we have good taste in jokes. LOL
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