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Sheryl
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A ventriloquist is touring the country and stops to
> entertain in a
> small town. He's going through his usual run of off-color

> "dumb blonde"
> jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row

> stands on her
> chair and shouts:
>
> "I've heard just about enough of your
> stupid blonde jokes! What makes
> you think you can stereotype women that way?
> What connection can a
> person's hair color possibly have with their
> fundamental worth as a human being? It
> is morons like you that prevent women
> like myself from being respected at
> work and in our communities and from
> reaching our full potential, because
> you and your anachronistic kind continue
> to perpetuate negative images against
> not only blondes, but women in general,
> for the sake of cheap laughs. You
> are a pathetic relic of the past, and what
> you do is not only contrary to
> discrimination laws in every civilized
> country, it is deeply offensive
> to people with modern sensibilities and basic
> respect for their fellow
> citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you
> pusillanimous little maggot."
>
>
> Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the
blonde
> yells,
> "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to the little bastard
on
> your
> knee!" >>
>


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