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A ventriloquist is touring the country and stops to > entertain in a > small town. He's going through his usual run of off-color
> "dumb blonde" > jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row
> stands on her > chair and shouts: > > "I've heard just about enough of your > stupid blonde jokes! What makes > you think you can stereotype women that way? > What connection can a > person's hair color possibly have with their > fundamental worth as a human being? It > is morons like you that prevent women > like myself from being respected at > work and in our communities and from > reaching our full potential, because > you and your anachronistic kind continue > to perpetuate negative images against > not only blondes, but women in general, > for the sake of cheap laughs. You > are a pathetic relic of the past, and what > you do is not only contrary to > discrimination laws in every civilized > country, it is deeply offensive > to people with modern sensibilities and basic > respect for their fellow > citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you > pusillanimous little maggot." > > > Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde > yells, > "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to the little bastard on > your > knee!" >> >