As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room,
Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course
about forty miles away. This way he knew he
wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was
alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and
everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the
Lord while looking down from the heavens and
exclaimed, 'You're not going to let him get away
with this, are you?'
The Lord sighed, and said, 'No, I guess not.'

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot
straight towards the pin, dropping just short of
it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420
YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He
looked at the Lord and asked, 'Why did you let
him do that?'
The Lord smiled and replied, 'Who's he going to
tell?'