1 - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's
97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

2 - The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear
heavy
breathing again.

3 - I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't
lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4 - I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures
out
what I'm doing.

5 - I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he
would
have put them further up our body.

6 - I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
annoy
me.

7 - I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8 - The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9 - If you are going to try cross-county skiing, start with a small
country.

and last but not least .........