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> One day, Mr. Jones spoke to the minister of his church. "Reverend," he said, "I > have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. > It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," the minister > said. "Take this hat pin with you. I'll be able to tell when your wife is > asleep and I'll motion to you to give her a good poke in the leg." > > The following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off during the sermon. Noticing this, the > preacher put his plan into action. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for > you?" he said, and nodded to Mr. Jones. "Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her > husband jabbed her in the leg with the pin. "That's right, Mrs. Jones!" said the > minister. > > Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. Again the minister noticed. "Who is your > redeemer?" he cried out to the congregation, again motioning to Mr. Jones. > "God!" Mrs. Jones yelled as she was again stuck with the pin. "Right again!" > said the minister, smiling. > > Before long, Mrs. Jones again winked off. However, this time the > minister didn't notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few > motions that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet his wife with the hat pin > again. At that point, the minister cried, "And what did Eve say to Adam after > she bore him his 99th son?" > > Mr. Jones poked his wife who yelled, "You stick that damn thing in me one more > time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" > > "Amen," replied the congregation.
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