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Sheryl
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>The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
>urgent
>problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone
>number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
>Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, then
>boss asked, "Is your Daddy home? "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I
>talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice
>whispered, "No."
>Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" 
>"Yes,"
>came the answer.  "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,
>"No."
>Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone,
>the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should
>be
>there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the
>boss
>asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."  Wondering what
>a
>cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with
>the policeman"? "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?
>Asked
>the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
>answer.
>Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
>helicopter
>through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>"A
>hello-copper," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?",
>asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice, the child
>answered,
>"The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned and more
>than just a little  frustrated,  the boss asked, "Why are they there"?
>Still
>whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle: "They're
>looking for me."

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