September 15.............Shiloh Junior High School
September 22.............Cub Scout Troop #101
September 29.............St Paul Blind Academy
October 6................Spanish American War Vets
October 13...............Crippled Children's Home October
October 20...............Elgin Mental Hospital
October 27...............Girl Scout Troop #353
November 3................OH Venereal Disease Clinic
November 10...............Lakewood Boys Choir
November 17...............Koren Amputees Special Monday Night Game
December 9................Brecksville Girls Club

**Rule Changes From Last Year**

When playing polio patients, the Vikings must not disconnect knee
braces. When playing the Blind Academy, they must not hide the football
under their jerseys.

**Rules The Same From Last Year**
A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for
all you Viking fans that have never seen this) is still worth 6 points The
Vikings will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times The Vikings will
be
allowed to substitute with band members at any time The Vikings will be
awarded 10 timeouts as ooposed to 3 for the opposing team The Vikings will
be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more.

**Name Change**

The Minnesota Vikings will be changed to the "Minnesota Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.
**Coaching Changes**
Green will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a
few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!!