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An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.
As she rolls down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am, but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?"
The old lady digs around in her purse, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of his room and says, "Excuse me ma'am, but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?"
She digs through her purse, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.
She rolls off again, weaving recklessly up and down the halls. As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out-stark naked and with an erection.
The old lady looks up from her wheel chair and says, "Oh no...not the Breathalyzer Test again
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