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Sheryl
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Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the
thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the
first
thing he said was, "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve . . . we have
forbidden fruit!"
"No way!"
"Yes, way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, (wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants).

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and was
He
ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first
parent,
asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said,
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
Eve
should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has
never changed!

But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and
lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't
be
hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a
piece of cake for you?

ADIVCE FOR THE DAY:
If you have a lot of tension and you get headache, do what it says on
the
aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

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Sheryl

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Tammy
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Your "Advice For The Day" was cute! I haven't heard that one before.
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