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Sheryl
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I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about
to take a shower.

I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where
is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking
motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?" I repeated the
gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points
to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt,
and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell that I could
even come close to that one .

Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her "What
in the hell was that?"

She replies, (scroll down, it's worth it)






"EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

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Sheryl
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