Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God:
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds on what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?

Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven the dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God:
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God:
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.