boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs

bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The

bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns

to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his

dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returns again. He promptly told his mother,

"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he