"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
This one is the most sheer that we have.
It's $500." "I'll take it!"

The man goes home to his wife and shows
it to her saying, "Go put this
on and come down to model it for me." His
wife goes upstairs, opens the
box and thinks, "This thing is so
see-through that the old coot won't even
notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can
take this back for a refund and he won't
know the difference."

So his wife comes out wearing nothing at
all and strikes a pose at the top
of the stairs.