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Sheryl
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I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening
to me....

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when
they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows
a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has
a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker
who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.

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Sheryl

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