This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30
years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50
year old executive.

Non pulsed she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local
hospital.
Pointing to fine structure she informed him that he owned the land it
was built on and that they paid him $6000 per month rent.

She handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years
totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she
gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates
worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the
largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had
charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her
investments.