Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a MINNESOTA VIKING with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the MINNESOTA VIKING playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the
SuperBowl?
A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road