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Sheryl
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The New Baby
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An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to
deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the
laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor
instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see
while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.

The mother pushed; and after a little while, the doctor
lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the
bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then
asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. The little
boy responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place. Spank his ass again."

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Sheryl

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