A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this
variety, there
are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army
type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between
them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the Baptist
type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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Sheryl
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