True Story My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny so, of course, I checked my seven month old daughter but she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him but he said no.
I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse.
So, I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While several people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled his pants up and sat down
to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!
Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!! Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."
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