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Eric
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A man found a Genie lamp and started rubbing it hoping to a wish.
Poof A genie appeared.
The Genie asked him what he wanted for his wish.

The man thought for a while and said he wanted a road made to Hawaii.

"Hawaii" the genie sputtered!
Do you realize how much concrete it would take?
How deep the supports will have to go?
How long a project of that size would take?
You are talking about the ocean.
I'm sorry I just can't make that wish come true you will have to wish for something else.

The man thought a for a bit longer.
"I want to be able to understand how a woman thinks then"

The genie then asked him if is he wanted 2 or 4 lanes on the road!

LOL

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~ Eric


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Shannon
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I had to laugh as I thought how quick the impossible sometimes can be possible when the real impossible seem to impossible.

Us women thou would like to understand the guys and how they just can't do with out when us gals are just not in the mood!

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Shannon


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Sheryl
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The funny thing is that men can't understand how we think, but we can understand what they are thinking, but why they are thinking it is another story.

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Sheryl

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