1] Get boxes of condoms. Randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2] Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10
minute intervals.

3] Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to
the rest room.

4] Walk up to an employee, tell him or her in an
official tone, we have a Code 3 in Housewares.
See what happens.

5] Put M&M's on layaway.

6] Move "Caution Wet Floor" sign to the carpet
area.

7] Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell
others you'll only invite them if they bring a
pillow from the bedding dept.

8] When someone asks if they can help you, start
to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave
me alone?"

9] Look right into the security cameras and use
it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10] Dart around suspiciously while humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible.

11] While handling guns in the hunting
department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

12] In the auto department, practice your
Madonna look using different size funnels.

13] Hide in a clothing rack. When people browse
there, Say "Pick Me".

14 When an announcement comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal position and
scream "No No, it's those voices again.

LOL!