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Sheryl
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View of a Three-Year Old

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her
second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter,
Katelyn. When Heidi started to go into labor she called
911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic
responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so
the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over
her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi
pushed and pushed, and after a little while, Connor was
born.

The paramedic lifted him by his feet,and spanked him on
his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then
thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-year-old Katelyn what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place. Spank him again!"

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Sheryl


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