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Sheryl
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes
me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will
be home
from work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by
the door.

"What in the world are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing. What's for supper?"

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Sheryl

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Alex
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need 2 put more jokes Sheryl

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Sheryl
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Well hello, Alex! You need two more jokes for what? School? or are you joking with me... lol

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Sheryl

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Vonnie
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When I sent this joke to Sheryl she told me I had better be careful when I come to their house on Sunday for Mothers Day. LOL [Eek!] [Cool] [Embarrassed] [Big Grin]

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Vonnie S. Toop

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