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Sheryl
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A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy

has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be

polite and don't talk about private matters in public.



At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not

know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he

remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from

the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse

me I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the

sandbox and runs to the washroom.



When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks

"Did you powder your nose?" "Yes" said the little boy stepping back into

the sandbox. "Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close

your purse because your lipstick is hanging out." [Big Grin]

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Sheryl

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