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Two kids are sharing a hospital room and are about to get prepped for pre-op. One kid says to the other, "what are you in here for?" The other kid answers that he's in to get his tonsils removed. The first kid says, "I had that done when I was six. It's not too bad; they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream, and you get to go home after that. Not too big a deal, really."
The second kid says, "so what are you in here for?" The first kid answers that he's there to get circumcised. The second kid says, "oh man, you've really got my sympathy. I had that done when I was born; couldn't walk for a whole year!"