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After taking his blonde date to a movie and a nice dinner, the smitten young man drove to a quiet spot and parked. The couple began to neck, and when things got steamy, the fellow asked, "How about getting in the back seat?" "No," she said. He began to kiss her again and started running his hands up and down her body. "Now will you get in the back seat?" he asked. "No," she said more firmly. He went back to kissing and rubbing and finally, between clenched teeth, pleaded, "For God's sake, get in the back seat, will you?" "No!" "Well, why the hell not?" "Because," she replied sweetly, "I want to stay up here with you."