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Sheryl
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Think about this:

a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.

b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year
is 120,000.

c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US
Dept. of Health & Human
Services)

Then think about this:

a. The number of gun owners in the US is
80,000,000.

b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year
(all age groups) is 1,500.

c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000
times more dangerous than
gun owners.



FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE
HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand. As a public health
measure I have
withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that
the shock could cause
people to
seek medical attention.

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Sheryl

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