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Sheryl
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So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a @#$%&% motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a sheep abusing, horse humping Bozo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a crap, my car was parked around the corner...

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