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Vonnie
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Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the
Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace
all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be
afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of
course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in
hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the
airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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Vonnie S. Toop

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