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Sheryl
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family
including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem
George's Mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his
hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make
arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a
proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United
States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost,him as
much as $5,000.00. The Consul told him, in most cases the person
responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body
here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00.
George thinks for a minute and answers, "I don't care how much it
will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."
The Consul says "You must have loved your Mother-in-law
very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case
many, many years ago of a man that was buried here in Jerusalem.
On the third day he arose from the dead!
I just can't take that chance!"

Mom Toop this is not how I feel about you!

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Eric
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LOL I thought that was funny

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Vonnie
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LOL, That was cute [Big Grin]

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Vonnie S. Toop

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