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Sheryl
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE!!! TMA

Differences Between Work & Prison:

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make
things a bit more clear...

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit;
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family..

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers!

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Sheryl

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