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Vonnie
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At Heathrow airport in London, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched
out to Air Force One and President Bush strides to a warm but dignified
handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley
limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th
century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses. As they
ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well.

But suddenly the last horse in the team lets fly with the most
horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence
ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and the
Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach. Uncomfortable, but under control,
the two dignitaries do their best to ignore the whole incident, but then
the Queen decides that she must speak.

She turns to President Bush and
explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you
understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't
give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something,
I would have thought it was one of the horses." [Whatchutalkingabout Smile] [Roll Eyes]

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lol! [Smile] [Big Grin] [Wink]

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