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Sheryl
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I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married
next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive
but really great and understanding. She is putting the
entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go
over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed
it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.
She said that in a month I would be a married man and that
before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then
she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way
said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to
leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided
that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I
headed straight out the front door... There, leaning
against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be
sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little
girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing
their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and
that I thought their "little test" was asinine and
insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole
thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was
walking out to my car was to get a condom?

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Sheryl

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