* Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home.
* What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
* What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
* Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
* Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
* How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
* Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone!
* Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
* Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
* How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
* Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
* Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".
* Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
* Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
* What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training.
* What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
* Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
* How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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