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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other.
He says to the waitress, "Me want coffee." The waitress says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. he has his shotgun in one hand, and another bucket of manure in the other. he walks up to the counter and says to the waitress, "Me want coffee."
The waitress says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday when when you were here. What the heck was that all about anyway.
Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job.
Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for rest of day.?
-------------------- Vonnie S. Toop Posts: 1399 | From: Eau Claire, WI USA
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